yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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