Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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