I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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