i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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