And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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