whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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