you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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