these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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