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My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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