Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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