Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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