I wish I could punch you in the face.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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