just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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