the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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