I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just want nice things and good sex
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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