I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
So squirting runs in the family.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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