I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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