all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Randomize
