So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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