Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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