I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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