sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so let's talk penis.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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