yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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