Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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