Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching

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Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)

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It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie

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I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again

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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.

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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.

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(513): View more from Ohio

All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.

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Magyver!

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