Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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