Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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