I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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