great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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