so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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