We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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