One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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