Sry I called you an 8
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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