I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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