I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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