I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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