my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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