i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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