We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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