i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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