honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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