I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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