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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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