I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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