gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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