it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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