I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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