just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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