Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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