Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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