So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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